Flatsaf is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, competent camel.

Flatsaf created dark energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flatsaf, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Flatsaf, she will turn you into a rock.

Flatsaf's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Flatsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not dye your hair white.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.