Mabyim is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, merciless toad.

Mabyim created a photon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Mabyim, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mabyim, it will turn you into a goat.

Mabyim's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Mabyim's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Bats are not to be trusted.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not stand on grass.