Hatsithan is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, clever cat.

Hatsithan created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hatsithan, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hatsithan, it will not care at all.

Hatsithan's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Hatsithan's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. You must love Hatsithan.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

5. Do not take Hatsithan's name in vain.