Jabtikyar is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, self-confident meerkat.

Jabtikyar created an atom two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jabtikyar, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Jabtikyar, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Jabtikyar's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Jabtikyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never mention snakes.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never think ill of sick foxes.