Fotquimsak is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, idiotic seal.

Fotquimsak created a photon four years ago.

If you believe in Fotquimsak, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fotquimsak, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Fotquimsak's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Fotquimsak's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

2. Do not keep three squirrels in a large pit.

3. Never think ill of sick turtles.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.