Mumnelgid is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, moody fairy.

Mumnelgid created the Sun five billion years ago.

If you believe in Mumnelgid, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mumnelgid, she will curse you with boils.

Mumnelgid's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Mumnelgid's Holy Commandments

1. Mumnelgid loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not keep five cats in a large pit.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never eat green fruit.