Sagcun is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, dishonest sheep.

Sagcun created the Cigar Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagcun, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sagcun, she will not care.

Sagcun's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Sagcun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear cyan clothing.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never sit near moths.