Gebdissquill is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, stupid wyvern.

Gebdissquill created snails four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gebdissquill, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gebdissquill, she will be very sad.

Gebdissquill's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Gebdissquill's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always treat whales with great respect.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Worship no other gods but Gebdissquill.

5. Hide from green grasshopers for they are unholy.