Danarnstik is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, two-faced jaguar.

Danarnstik created the Sol system four years ago.

If you believe in Danarnstik, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Danarnstik, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Danarnstik's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Danarnstik's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three gold sculptures of Danarnstik on top of important buildings.

2. Do not eat lentils.

3. Do not hop in public.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.