Sawdosshun is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, thoughtless bee.

Sawdosshun created humankind six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sawdosshun, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sawdosshun, it will not care.

Sawdosshun's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Sawdosshun's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not hurt shrews.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics near dolphins while wearing violet hats and balancing four copper spheres on your back.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.