Tiphotsawfob is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, staggering butterfly.

Tiphotsawfob created gold eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tiphotsawfob, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tiphotsawfob, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Tiphotsawfob's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Tiphotsawfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never think ill of sick geese.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never wear dresses.

5. Never talk about fire.