Parklegcap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, boastful cat.

Parklegcap created the Virgo Supercluster six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Parklegcap, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Parklegcap, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Parklegcap's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Parklegcap's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not dye your hair white.

3. Never run in the presence of whales.

4. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Do not stand on grass.