Dudfidnabdun is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, annoying whale.

Dudfidnabdun created tapeworms nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dudfidnabdun, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dudfidnabdun, she will cry a lot.

Dudfidnabdun's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Dudfidnabdun's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Ants are not to be trusted.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never eat green fruit.