Sansagdam is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, witless walrus.

Sansagdam created the planet Earth eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sansagdam, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sansagdam, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Sansagdam's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Sansagdam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Sansagdam in the centre of the settlement.