Manlapstig is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, uncaring chinchilla.

Manlapstig created oxygen eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Manlapstig, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Manlapstig, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Manlapstig's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Manlapstig's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from purple porpoises for they are unholy.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Manlapstig.

3. Do not kill ants.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force near voles while wearing violet coats and balancing four carbon spheres on your face.

5. Never talk about fire.