Fitflowlim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, tranquil dove.

Fitflowlim created tapeworms six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fitflowlim, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fitflowlim, it will torture you forever.

Fitflowlim's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Fitflowlim's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention foxes.

2. Fitflowlim must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Run away if eight bats approach from the south.