Jatpomdamyarl is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, witless dragon.

Jatpomdamyarl created the Sol system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jatpomdamyarl, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Jatpomdamyarl, he will turn you into a slug.

Jatpomdamyarl's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Jatpomdamyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chlorophyll.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism.

4. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

5. Erect three silicon sculptures of Jatpomdamyarl on top of important buildings.