Milnurlquagdad is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, intelligent raven.

Milnurlquagdad created parasitic wasps five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Milnurlquagdad, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Milnurlquagdad, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Milnurlquagdad's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Milnurlquagdad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always wear mauve.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.