Dodcamganmidfed is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, sapient bat.

Dodcamganmidfed created snails twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dodcamganmidfed, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dodcamganmidfed, she will throw large rocks at you.

Dodcamganmidfed's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Dodcamganmidfed's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed peas to badgers while wearing boots.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Always help sick monkeys.