Bantunwan is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, cheerful aardvark.

Bantunwan created the planet Jupiter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bantunwan, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bantunwan, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Bantunwan's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Bantunwan's Holy Commandments

1. Bats are not to be trusted.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Bantunwan.

5. Always help rats.