Dobyogdodbemjonpibquafnutt is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unthoughtful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Dobyogdodbemjonpibquafnutt created the Small Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobyogdodbemjonpibquafnutt, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dobyogdodbemjonpibquafnutt, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Dobyogdodbemjonpibquafnutt's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Dobyogdodbemjonpibquafnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Dobyogdodbemjonpibquafnutt loves turtles, so they must be respected.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always stare at clouds.