Arfcanbiss is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, unfair hydra.

Arfcanbiss created a charm quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arfcanbiss, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Arfcanbiss, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Arfcanbiss' most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Arfcanbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Run away from cyan badgers, for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Do not make images of living things.