Mingonpag is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, generous manatee.

Mingonpag created parasitic wasps eight million years ago.

If you believe in Mingonpag, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mingonpag, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Mingonpag's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Mingonpag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about oranges.

2. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Mingonpag in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never paint your chest fawn.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not drink alcohol.