Lantinsag is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, egotistical hyena.

Lantinsag created Africa eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lantinsag, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Lantinsag, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Lantinsag's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Lantinsag's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed rice to tapirs while wearing kilts.

2. Always help sick manatees.

3. Never paint your back yellow.

4. Never feed lots of pineapples to mites while wearing orange dresses.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.