Stiphubdav is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, conceited frog.

Stiphubdav created the Sombrero Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Stiphubdav, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Stiphubdav, it will turn you into a duck.

Stiphubdav's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Stiphubdav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always help shrews.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Erect five iron sculptures of Stiphubdav on top of important buildings.

5. You must pray to Stiphubdav eight times a day.