Mapstikmip is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, self-confident toad.

Mapstikmip created a strange quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mapstikmip, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mapstikmip, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Mapstikmip's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Mapstikmip's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of whales.

2. Never talk about ants.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.