Kimnegjonfuthotbadrull is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, idiotic mink.

Kimnegjonfuthotbadrull created the planet Mars two billion years ago.

If you believe in Kimnegjonfuthotbadrull, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kimnegjonfuthotbadrull, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Kimnegjonfuthotbadrull's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Kimnegjonfuthotbadrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms white.

2. Feed all hungry pigs.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Kimnegjonfuthotbadrull.

5. Always help shrews.