Xencimfomafnull is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, moody rhinoceros.

Xencimfomafnull created viruses five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xencimfomafnull, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Xencimfomafnull, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Xencimfomafnull's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Xencimfomafnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics near birds while wearing white coats.

2. Do not dye your hair yellow.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.