Yikpidyam is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, egotistical hyena.

Yikpidyam created viruses eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Yikpidyam, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yikpidyam, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Yikpidyam's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Yikpidyam's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never think ill of sick frogs.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.