Bapgudmip is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, humorless fly.

Bapgudmip created the Whirlpool Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bapgudmip, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bapgudmip, it will curse you with boils.

Bapgudmip's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Bapgudmip's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

2. Always wear indigo.

3. Feed all hungry whales.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.