Bomfomton is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, witless squirrel.

Bomfomton created parasitic wasps eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bomfomton, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bomfomton, he will turn you into a sheep.

Bomfomton's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Bomfomton's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.