Jippaddob is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, moody goat.

Jippaddob created vertebrates six billion years ago.

If you believe in Jippaddob, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Jippaddob, he will turn you into a mouse.

Jippaddob's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Jippaddob's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always obey Jippaddob's priests.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Hide if five monkeys approach from the west.