Boplagkik is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, benevolent hummingbird.

Boplagkik created viruses five million years ago.

If you believe in Boplagkik, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Boplagkik, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Boplagkik's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Boplagkik's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never leap near cats.