Bumcidvin is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unsympathetic dog.

Bumcidvin created gold five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bumcidvin, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bumcidvin, it will be very unhappy.

Bumcidvin's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Bumcidvin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Erect a giant green sculpture of Bumcidvin in the centre of the settlement.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.