Cibtofhap is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, unthoughtful monkey.

Cibtofhap created oxygen two years ago.

If you believe in Cibtofhap, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cibtofhap, it will turn you into a rat.

Cibtofhap's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Cibtofhap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about dark matter.

5. Never talk about asteroids.
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