Stragtencib is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, benevolent octopus.

Stragtencib created the Small Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragtencib, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Stragtencib, she will cry a lot.

Stragtencib's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Stragtencib's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five sharks approach from the west.

2. Never go into yellow rooms.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near frogs while wearing pink boots.

5. Do not hurt ducks.