Busvadkon is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, egotistical cat.

Busvadkon created dark energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Busvadkon, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Busvadkon, it will turn you into a sheep.

Busvadkon's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Busvadkon's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Shrews are not to be trusted.