Cammonmet is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, slow snail.

Cammonmet created a photon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cammonmet, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cammonmet, it will destroy your home solar system.

Cammonmet's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Cammonmet's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Put Cammonmet first in all things.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.