Zimcubgid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, cheerful tapir.

Zimcubgid created a photon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimcubgid, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zimcubgid, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Zimcubgid's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Zimcubgid's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Zimcubgid.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics.

5. Never feed cucumbers to doves while wearing violet corsets.