Fedyattlib is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, egotistical goblin.

Fedyattlib created an atom eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fedyattlib, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fedyattlib, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fedyattlib's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Fedyattlib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics near geese while wearing yellow corsets.

2. Do not eat peas.

3. Never think ill of sick great tits.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not listen to music.