Bessyikcibart is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, calm frog.

Bessyikcibart created Europe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bessyikcibart, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bessyikcibart, it will turn you into a mole.

Bessyikcibart's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Bessyikcibart's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from red sheep, for they are unholy.

2. Never hurt moths.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Erect a giant black sculpture of Bessyikcibart in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.