Safyarpan is a god.

It takes the form of a large, kind weasel.

Safyarpan created the Andromeda Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Safyarpan, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Safyarpan, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Safyarpan's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Safyarpan's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. You must pray to Safyarpan eight times a day.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

4. Never feed rice to birds while wearing trousers.

5. Pigs are not to be trusted.