Bellflisflag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, irritating guinea pig.

Bellflisflag created vertebrates five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellflisflag, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bellflisflag, he will torture you forever.

Bellflisflag's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Bellflisflag's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. You must never eat limes.

5. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.