Gubmegjan is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, selfish elephant.

Gubmegjan created the Andromeda Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gubmegjan, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gubmegjan, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Gubmegjan's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Gubmegjan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Put Gubmegjan first in all things.

4. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

5. Do not chop down trees.