Omthub is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, weak scorpion.

Omthub created water five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Omthub, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Omthub, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Omthub's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Omthub's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat limes.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never hop in holy places.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.