Poptambog is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, narcissistic frog.

Poptambog created the planet Saturn twelve years ago.

If you believe in Poptambog, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Poptambog, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Poptambog's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Poptambog's Holy Commandments

1. Poptambog loves turtles, so they must be respected.

2. Never wear indigo coats.

3. Badgers are not to be trusted.

4. You must love Poptambog.

5. Do not take Poptambog's name in vain.