Cisshasnutt Yarlstannill is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, boastful rat.

Cisshasnutt Yarlstannill created the Milkyway nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cisshasnutt Yarlstannill, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cisshasnutt Yarlstannill, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Cisshasnutt Yarlstannill's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Cisshasnutt Yarlstannill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about garlic.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cisshasnutt Yarlstannill.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not chop down trees.