Ligqueeghot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, self-confident hare.

Ligqueeghot created an atom eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Ligqueeghot, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ligqueeghot, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Ligqueeghot's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Ligqueeghot's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick goats.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not hurt capybaras.

4. Never talk about spacetime near sharks while wearing fawn shorts.

5. Never play with disobedient children.