Parkkansit is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, smart jellyfish.

Parkkansit created the Milkyway nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Parkkansit, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Parkkansit, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Parkkansit's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Parkkansit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured great tits.

2. You must love Parkkansit.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not wear gray clothing.

5. Never write about dwarf planets.