Sawhimbell is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, ill-tempered shark.

Sawhimbell created Africa three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sawhimbell, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sawhimbell, she will send you a sign.

Sawhimbell's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Sawhimbell's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near eagles while wearing turquoise tights and balancing six gold spheres on your back.

2. Never wear rings.

3. You must love Sawhimbell.

4. Never think about dark matter.

5. Never write about cell theory.